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Aplinee (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
very nice
BrunoSobiborLeicht (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
And please do not mention that he is ... well, finished.
BrunoSobiborLeicht (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
Axel Dörner - OK, fellows, let's do the next number in B flat. Any questions?
Bruno Leicht - Ja, can I lick your Schwanze? and also, what is B flat?
Axel Dörner - No, and it the key we will play in. Got it?
Bruno Leicht - Got it. But one thing...do you think I'm pretty? and can I lick your Schwanze?
Axel Dörner - No and no. Are we ready to start?
Bruno Leicht - I am ready to start, but first I must ask; can I lick your Schwanze?
BrunoSobiborLeicht (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
Bruno Leicht? My son Bruno Leicht the Nazi? Yes, always with the Nazi worship, since he was a little boy. He got that - and the wearing of womens clothes - from his father. My son Bruno Leicht has given me nothing but shame and weeping for many years. I even tried to kill him, but when I shot him in the head all that came out was a fart. Bruno Leicht has no brain, you see. With a son like Bruno Leicht you would wish - as I do - for death every day - Frau Leicht
BrunoSobiborLeicht (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
Bruno Leicht? Bruno Leicht has been my puppet since over two years. I have made him dance non-stop. Almost as non-stop as his abominable farting. My favourite Bruno Leicht moment? There are so many! But the time I telephoned Bruno Leicht and gave him a chance to respond like a man is typical. What did he do? He was ABSOLUTELY SPEECHLESS with fear. All I could hear was the sound of piss running down Bruno Leicht's leg! - The PuppetMaster
BrunoSobiborLeicht (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
Bruno Leicht? The Farting Clown? Yes, he used to write to me every day. He would talk about farting into a trumpet, farting into a telephone, farting in his son Nikolai's face. Bruno Leicht is a sick, sick bastard. - Mother Teresa
And please do not mention that he is ... well, finished.
BrunoSobiborLeicht (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
Bruno Leicht? The German AnusClown? Yeah, I met him many years ago and the idiot talks about it every day. Even has a picture of us over his piano. He farted the whole time he was standing next to me. Disgusting. I didn't understand a word he said; his English is terrible. And I can still smell those farts thirty years later! Bruno Leicht is the biggest loser I ever met - Dizzy Gillespie
BrunoSobiborLeicht (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
Bruno Leicht? Yes, he was briefly in my band. I had to fire him. At first, he would tell jokes that nobody understood, and wear diapers, and fart every minute - fart, fart, fart: non-stop. But when he started to ask me - hourly! - if he could kiss my Schwanze, I realised that Bruno Leicht is a sick, sick man. So I fired him. He gave up music and became a clown - Axel Dörner
satziebaby (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
You have got to be kidding....
yousguyz (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
202,404 views WOW! Articulation and a tone that makes the art form of jazz so very sweet! |
